Further Adventures with Salmon!

Okay, it's a stock photo. But mine looked just like this.

I was reading an on-line article on gravlax the other day, and boy am I glad I’m not Nordic. Don’t get me wrong, I love smorgasbord and Ikea, but I’d hate to spend so much time arguing about gravlax.

Gravlax, if you didn’t know, is just like smoked salmon but without smoking. More accurately, gravlax is salmon that is dry-cured with a mix of non-iodized salt, sugar, pepper, and dill. (See HERE for more about my adventures in curing meat). I would like to establish at this point that gravlax is in no way similar to lutefisk, the lye-cured whitefish native to the same area of the world, which Garrison Keillor likened to the afterbirth of a dog and Jeffrey Steingarten claimed was an attempt by the Scandinavians to scare the world into submission after Viking raids didn’t work out.

Anyway, I stumbled upon a website where the recipe for gravlax was dissected by a thoughtful cook without, apparently, much regard for tradition, specifically as to whether the fish was brined skin-side-up or skin-side-down. iphone 6 case best friend A polite fellow commented on the recipe, and, after establishing his authority through the fact that he was Swedish, explained that it was always made skin-side-down. Or perhaps it was skin-side-up, I don’t recall. Anyway, the next fellow who commented was also Swedish, and begged to differ with the first. He said that, while skin-side-up (or skin-side-down) might work, traditionally, it was always made skin-side-down (or skin-side-up). He went on at some length about the finer points of the tradition, including exactly how the dill was to be trimmed, what species of salmon was required, and what side dishes were to be served with it. At this point the first Swede replied that the second Swede was treading on dangerous ground with such comments, and that purists would have to disagree. A third Swede popped in with an enormously long comment about the difference between whatever unknown substance the first couple were talking about and actual gravlax, and went on to explain what to do when one had a whole fish instead of a fillet, that the use of cling wrap was ridiculous when what was actually appropriate was a Ziploc bag, and finished with some thoughts on the etymology of the word ‘gravlax.’ At this point another reader, perhaps hoping to warm up the tone of the conversation, made the mistake of mentioning a gravlax recipe they had tried by Emeril Lagasse, and the internet became noticeably frostier. Another Swede popped in to announce that the correct term in Sweden was actually ‘gravad lax’ and that ‘gravlax’ was an American derivation from a Norwegian word, of all things. The debate shifted to the tricky subject of whether to press the fish with weights while it cured or not, and, if so, what kinds of weights and how much were required, and dallied with the controversial new ‘bungee cord’ technique. Someone else jumped in to dismiss the Ziploc bag idea as foolish when gravlax was best made in cheesecloth, and that, by the way, in real Swedish ‘gravlax’ was spelled ‘graavlax’ and to inquire as to whether all the previous posters might be Danish? At this point I was about an eight of the way down the page of comments. I could envision the debate continuing for centuries, with politer and frostier Swedes popping in to correct other Swedes as to whether ‘buried fish’ meant preserved in pits or cellars, or whether ‘grav’ was actually derived not from ‘grave’ but from the verb ‘grava’ meaning ‘to salt.’

Come to think of it, it probably already has.

That being said, I have decided to opt out of the debate entirely by calling my recipe:

Absolutely Nothing to do with Gravlax

And keep in mind that for any step given below, there is someone out there who will argue against it.

A fillet of commercially-frozen salmon… skin removed! Didn’t see that coming, did you?

2 Tb coarse, non-idodized sea salt

2 Tb white sugar

2 tsp black pepper

a bunch of dill


It is important in this recipe that the salmon be commercially frozen, which is to say frozen at -10°F (-23°C) for at least 7 days. It is unlikely that your home freezer gets that cold. This step is required, because uncooked salmon can host parasites, and freezing kills them. Luckily for me, I happen to live just up the road from a great local seafood merchant who understands gravlax and pointed me in the direction of the right salmon to choose.

First off, remove the pin bones of the salmon. This is necessary, because you won’t be able to thinly slice it if there are pin bones in there blocking your progress. You’re generally supposed to use pliers to remove pin bones, but I don’t have any, and I found my fingers were strong enough, so don’t let a lack of pliers stop you.

Mix up the salt, sugar and pepper in a bowl. Lay the fillet down on a sheet of cling wrap and press the cure into one side. Lay plenty of dill sprigs on top of the cure, and I mean plenty. phone cases iphone 6 cheap If they are too long, fold them back, but don’t chop them.

the cure

Wrap the whole thing up tightly in the cling wrap, then wrap it all up again in another sheet of cling wrap. iphone 6 case rose pink Place it in a baking dish or Tupperware to catch the juices that will leak out, and put it in the refrigerator for three or more days.


This point of the recipe marks one of the great schisms of the gravlax debate. spongebob iphone 7 case To weight the fish or not to weight the fish? Some claim it is completely unnecessary. I, personally, think it’s fun to put weights on fish. So I filled up a Tupperware container with water and sat that on top.

The next schism in this debate concerns turning the fish over every twelve hours. iphone 6 case ring Some claim this is necessary to distribute the juices. Some claim it is pointless. I, personally, think it is fun to turn fish over every twelve hours.

After three days, remove the fish from the wrap and brush away the dill and cure. Then rinse all the pepper off it and dry it on paper towels.

Carve it up on a bias, starting at the narrower (tail end). Serve on crackers with a little brie, or just by itself.

How did my “gravlax” taste? Well, I often tell the story that a fling with smoked salmon broke up my long-term relationship with vegetarianism.

6 comments to Further Adventures with Salmon!

  • WarPig

    We call it sugar-cured salmon. The main difference between my family and yours is that we use brown sugar and a little toasted cayenne. Philistines, I know. I have a small pair of stainless steel needle-nose pliers that I use for this and other kitchen necessities as I’ve never had any luck removing the small bones with my fingers.

    You can add liquid smoke to the cure and have the best of both worlds, but like you, I prefer it without. We use it for canapes as well as with cheese and champagne crackers, adding a little caviar now and then.

    It really is delicious, you’re correct, and the commercial freezing is very important. Good of you to point that out.

  • I loved reading the recipe, despite not liking the taste of anything I ate which had been sea worthy during my brief stint as a non-vegetarian. I choked down my first and only bite of “really excellently cooked” salmon with beer, not ginger ale, if you can believe it.

    But mostly I just enjoyed laughing at your post. Because it was funny, not because I found it a source of ridicule.

    On an unrelated note, I wish you had posted your gingerbread recipe. I made gingerbread cookies tonight and I think they taste like poop.

  • Thanks Chris. Personally, I hate baked salmon. And I would direct you towards the gingerbread recipe we used, but ours tasted like poop too.

  • WarPig

    I want to add, Daniel that I find your quips hilarious as well, and they remind me of things I have done or seen happen as I grew up. I thank you for that and for the chuckles and bellylaughs.

    My grandma (Mamaw) used this recipe for gingerbread from the Old Farmer’s Almanac (my paternal grandparents were, after all, old farmers). We liked it.

    Yield: 6 to 8 servings

    * 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter or margarine, at room temperature
    * 1/2 cup sugar
    * 1 egg
    * 1/2 cup buttermilk
    * 1 teaspoon baking soda
    * 1-1/2 cups all-purpose white flour
    * 1/4 teaspoon salt
    * 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
    * 1 teaspoon ground ginger
    * 1/2 teaspoon ground cloves
    * 1/2 cup molasses
    * Confectioners’ sugar

    Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F. Grease and flour an 8-inch square baking pan.

    In a mixing bowl, cream together the butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Add the egg and beat for 1 minute. Combine the buttermilk and soda and set aside. In a separate bowl, sift the flour with the spices. Add the flour mixture to the sugar mixture, blending well but not beating. Stir in the buttermilk, then the molasses. Pour into the pan.

    Bake for 30 to 35 minutes or until a tester inserted near the center of the cake comes out clean. Cool in the pan for 20 minutes, then turn out onto a plate. Sprinkle with confectioners’ sugar, if desired.

    Of course, you can ice it if you like. It’s sort of a gingerbread cake but it’s darned good and the buttermilk gives it extra lift.

    She also made crunchy gingerbread cookies with this recipe from the same source.

    Yield: About 6 dozen, depending on size.

    * 1 cup (2 sticks) butter
    * 1-1/2 cups sugar
    * 1 egg
    * 4 teaspoons grated orange peel (about 1 large orange)
    * 2 teaspoons molasses or dark corn syrup
    * 3 cups all-purpose flour
    * 2 teaspoons baking soda
    * 2 teaspoons cinnamon
    * 2 teaspoons ginger
    * 1/2 teaspoon cloves
    * 1/2 teaspoon salt

    Cream together butter and sugar. Add egg and mix well. Add grated peel and molasses and mix again. Stir together dry ingredients and add to butter mixture, stirring well. Wrap up dough and chill for several hours or overnight. (That part is important! – WP) Roll dough very thin and cut out with cookie cutters. Bake on greased cookie sheets at 375 degrees F for 8 to 10 minutes.

    The orange zest really sets it off. You can freeze them for months in a regular, chest-type deep freezer, but my experience is that they never lasted that long. ;-) I suppose you could use the crunchy recipe for gingerbread men or houses. She never made men or houses with gingerbread as we seldom left it alone long enough to justify the extra work. We wolfed them down regardless of shape or size.

    For the gingerbread cake, she used sweetened whipped cream as a topping or a scoop of very good vanilla ice cream. Good eatin’ We used to get some pudding and scoop it up with the cookies and eat them that way. I preferred butterscotch, my brother liked vanilla or banana and sis liked chocolate with hers. Papaw would spread peanut butter on his cookies and eat them that way. Mamaw just had hers plain with coffee or tea. These days I simply enjoy them as they are, with hot coffee.

  • WarPig

    PS: I use parchment paper instead of greasing up a cookie sheet. I cheat.

  • Thanks for the kind comments and recipes. I think I probably went wrong with not chilling the dough. We were too excited to start cutting out the cookies.